Stephanie (The Yarn Harlot) Says:
"You know you knit too much when ... you know how to hold your novel open with a can of pop and your cell phone so that you can read while you knit!"
"The best thing about babies is that they can't refuse to wear the sweater you knit for them."
"The first knitting guild was founded in Paris in 1527. Only men were admitted, and it took six years of training for them to become master knitters." (obviously never took a course at On The Lamb!
"You know you knit too much when your kids know the phone number of the yarn shop by heart and dial it when they woner where you are."
"You know you knit too much when you let people think you take public transportation because you care about the environment, but really it's because you can't knit and drive."
AND MY FAVOURITE!
"YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT THERE ARE ABOUT NINE WEEKS UNTIL CHRISTMAS. I DON'T KNOW HOW FAST YOU KNIT OR WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE, BUT I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT IT. NO PRESSURE."
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